-I like wearing cardigans.
-I like flat, brown oxfords.
-I enjoy records more than CDs.
-I have an AARP card.
-I am legally blind with out my glasses.
-My unemployment makes me feel like I am in retirement.
-I have a plot and headstone already.
-I play gin and other card games on, more or less, a nightly basis.
-I use phrases that do not make any sense. Lauren, Garrett, or Mallory can attest.
-I have a life insurance policy.
-I listen to jazz and the blues.
-I like Worther's Original®™ candy treats.
-On occasion, I'll sit around in my bathrobe all day.
-I won't stop to ask for directions. Ever.
-I am obsessed with TV trays right now and am searching high and low for a metal set of my own.
-I drive a Chevy.
-Presently, my bangs are kind of like a comb-over.
-I can't remember anyone's birthday.
-I want warm wool socks for Christmas.
-I like complaining about young people.
Conclusion. I'm an old, widowed man trapped as a cute 20-something female. Now, if only I can find a cute 20-something male who acts like an old woman- who will cook and iron for me... I'll be in heaven.
you're just a hipster girl ;-p
ReplyDeletetrue true i was always the one who had to ask for directions when we went anywhere. wasn't i?
i didn't know you like vinyl records.