Sometimes people just fall into categories with out even realizing it: "the jock", "artsy", "boring"... and so on. Lately, I have noticed more and more non-hipster hipsters. Which, in theory, would make them the most hipster of all. Here is a little sampling of those who, with out an actual effort on their behalf, are hipsters.
The Nerd Squad
-Movie: Sixteen Candles
-Reason: Striped shirts, big glasses, messy hair, cuffed jeans.
Nakoma
-Movie: Pocohauntas
-Reason: Straight bangs, fringe, moccasins. I rest my case.
Ralphie
-Movie: A Christmas Story
-Reason: Over-sized glasses, knit sweaters with collard shirts underneath, beanies, even the pink bunny suit could be hip, for Halloween- if nothing else
Marty McFly
-Movie: Back to the Future
-Reason: Layers, layers layers, tight jeans, and retro nikes. He also played in a band, which was really just a Huey Lewis and the News cover band, which is ironic, which is hip. He knew he was cool though. Even more reason to call him a hipster.
Charlie Bucket:
-Movie: Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
-Reason: Hand knit sweaters, beanie, messenger bag, brown chords, unrealistic expectations.
Geraldo Rivera
-TV Show: Geraldo
-Reason: The sweat 'stache and uncommon name.
HR Puff N' Stuff
-TV Show: HR Puff N' Stuff
-Reason: He's pretty phallic looking, and most hipsters I know are dicks.
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lol @ hr puff n' stuff
ReplyDeleteis charlie wearing a tweed jacket?
hahahahaha. Whit i seriously love reading this stuff. Especially the last one. You rock.
ReplyDeleteYes. He is. Yes. He's hip.
ReplyDeleteStraight bangs, fringe, moccasins. I rest my case.
ReplyDeleteGood eye.