-Dial-up Internet connection would be the only Internet service allowed. Not even a lack of Internet is as terrible as dial-up. Think about spending eternity on dial-up and stuck in chat rooms whilst trying to upload YouTube videos. That's basically what the Internet would consist of, dial-up, ICQ as your only means of communication, slow YouTube videos, and Askjeeves as your only search engine.
-Old-timey cooking would be the only meal options available. This would constitute that all meals be inspired by the Depression Era and should consist mainly of such courses as beef tongue, gruel, cabbage soup, and worst of all, divinity, just to name a few.
-Dharma and Greg on Every Channel- with NO mute button.
-Taylor Swift/Nickleback/Miley Cyrus karaoke night, every night. All songs to be sung by The Captain (A Beacon Hill pub "favorite") and my good ol' roommate from China, Jing. And you wouldn't be allowed to drink prior to enduring this.
-All font would be in Comic Sans.
-Mullets would be the required haircut for everyone.
-The only bored game allowed would be Monopoly, and all players must actually complete the game in its entirety.
-The preferred (and only) foot wear of hell would be these:
-There would be no more Snuggies!
-But there would be these:
ha! please make your blog a book.
ReplyDeletep.s.-I fucking hate monopoly. you are a genius.
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