D-Baggin' It

Addendum:  I have removed a few names... but left spaces... you know, just in case I need to replace those names again.

Dear (any name from the following list)  you are dead to me.  You know why.  Love Love Love Love Love.. Love Love, more than I could even love a baby kitten, love,

~Me.

Andrew

Anthony

Blake

Brad

Bradley 

Brian

Bobby

Chris

Christopher

Conrad

Craig

Craig II

Danny

Daniel

Dave

Drew 

Jacob

James

Jarrod 

Jax

Jeremy 

Jim

Joe

John

Jon

Jordan

Josh

Joshua

Joseph 

Justin

Kevin

Marvin

Michael

Nathan

Richard

Ryan

Steve

William 

Zach

If your name is on this list, yes, there is a possibility it isn't you.... but it might be.  However, if your name is, oh, I don't know, something odd like, let's say, Jax, it is probably safe to say it is, in fact, you.  

For questions or possible typographical errors, please submit them to the following: whitney whitworth c/o whtnay@gmail.com.  Subject line should read, as in reference to the title, "Douche Bag" followed by your name.  Please see the following examples:

or

And no, I did not have to make out with you for you to be on this list... but it probably helped.